No Business Club (n). – Someone who has absolutely no business dating their smokin’-hot partner.
You ever run into a couple, and see this beautiful God-blessed female standing alongside some repulsive looking sleaze-bag? Or vice versa, as a female we’ll see like the walking combination of Casanova + Romeo walking with a girl who is damn straight no Juliet.
Those people, are apart of the No Business Club.
For this fine blog post today, I decided to compile some of the people who rank very high in the No Business Club.
DISCLAIMER: I apologize beforehand if this makes me a shallow person, oh well.
Jay-Z & Beyonce
The most famous couple in the world with looks on completely separate sides of the spectrum. Jay-Z ain’t winning no beauty pageants in his life, and his music isn’t even that good anymore. Owning Beyonce is one of the luckiest things to happen to you in your ENTIRE CAREER. You sir, are apart of the No-Business Club.
Salma Hayek & Francois-Henri Pinault
This guy might be a billionaire but I can’t imagine him being worth a nickel in bed. This guy couldn’t even hold a candle to Salma Hayek’s beauty. I just don’t understand.
Naya Rivera & Ryan Dorsey
Naya Rivera left Big Sean for this? Just kidding, she should have left Big Sean anyways, but c’mon… Ryan Dorsey looks like one of those punks who hangs out at the city skate park.
Adriana Lima & Marko Jaric
I’ll never understand how one of the hottest girls on the planet decided to date one of the ugliest athletes of all time. This couple recently just separated, but what really needed to be separated was this dude’s eye-balls.
So, how many people do you know in the No Business Club?